I had dreams of being a director.  I wanted to screenwrite, and cast, and direct, and film movies when i was younger.  Now i'm older and bitter-er.  So instead of making my own movies, I systematically dissect other peoples movies.  I have the right to do this, because they got paid a million billion dollars and I don't get paid NOTHING.  I do love me a good movie.  But then again, I do hate me a shitty movie.