Score: 8 out of 10

I know I know I know.  This is like the THIRD Carls Junior item on my review list.

What can I say: I'M FREAKIN UNEMPLOYED! 

I would probably put up Ruth Chris and Q'ero more often, IF I was paid hourly on a 40/week schedule.

But no.  That's not currently happening.  So unless I get treated to it: YOU GET FAST FOOD REVIEWS.

The new Carls Jr. Banana and Chocolate Chip shake is pretty good.  If it was acceptable or costly it would get a 6 or a 7.

If it was SPECTACULAR or ridiculously inexpensive, it would be a 9 or 10.

This drink had an appropriate price ($2.99) and taSted better than your average shake.

Mind you, you need to be in a 'Banana & Chocolate Chip' mood.

Those out there who hate bananas will hate this drink.  Guess fucking what; it tastes like goddamn bananas.

There's no tricks or special effects or nothing.  It tastes like a banana flavored shake with bits of chocolate chips.

I have no poetry to explain this, nor am I pulling a thesaurus out of my anus to flower it up.

So take it like it is.